These are precise conversations I’ve with our 1.5-year-old English Shepherd, Daisy. Observe, I’m deciphering Daisy’s barks, expressions, and intonation. However these are all true!
Daisy: Come on John, you want some train, let’s go throw the frisbee.
Daisy: Properly really you throw it, and I’ll catch it.
Me: I did the mathematics, Daisy, I bought it!
Daisy: Nice! You’re virtually as sensible as Mommy and Jay.
(We go outdoors)
Me: Daisy, deliver...